We had two flesh lights in stock and one flesh jack. They are both made by the same company, but the Jacks are marketed towards gay men. The flesh lights were supposed to be a girls ass and pussy, respectably. The jack has the look of a guys mouth. I instinctively choose the guy mouth, as I would in real life if those 3 choices were offered up to me.
The thing that makes the flesh light stand out from cheap strokers are the various textures, bumps and ridges inside the toy, otherwise your just sliding your cock in and out of of a cyber skin sleeve. Trust me there's a difference.
It turned out the jack did not have those special textures, it was just a rubbery sleeve. I tried using it once and it wasn't very stimulating. It didn't turn me on and it was probably what putting your dick in a bowl of jello feels like.
I still haven't experienced the awesome power of the flesh light I have heard about. I don't know why the one I got would be so boring and untextured when all the other types are fully loaded. If I had paid the $75 that it cost instead of the $20 I paid for the difference that my prize didn't cov
Looking at it in the pic can't you imagine it saying " feed me Seymour, feed me "
i threw up (just a little bit) in my mouth when, for a moment i thought you were straight! thank gawd that's resolved...
ReplyDeletewith the flesh light being so smooth inside, i have the perfect resolution...and you'll lose your appetite. come to my house for dinner, please! i'll feed and fill you well enough that you'll lose your appetite. (see what i did there?) anyway...we'll have to wait the requisite hour before we can "dive in" to "the light" (can you say "muff" and "carol ann?") but i'm sure we can think of some pre-fleshlight activities we can do with tongues and nipples!
ok, on to the meat of the matter. we take out the inner liner, which is ribbed and very talented not to mention still slick and warm!) from one of my far, far less expensive tenga units and gorilla glue it into the flesh light! voila...problem solved! feel free to take all night admiring my big idea...
for dessert, i can provide you with a comparison of the tenga "deep throat" model and the real thing!
r.s.v.p.
larry