Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Oh my God people were too high the other night. The guy in preview booth one was fine then ten minutes later he is standing on a chair outside his booth because a gang of white guys are following him around spraying him with some toxin and now they have climbed through the ceiling from the place next door. Um, maybe your too high and talking crazy to the porn clerk and actually believing your delusions without first asking yourself if there's a chance that because your high that might have something to do with your paranoia. It's time to go
I also just had to kick out this fucking tweaker with a lot of fucking nerve. first he is bothering me like an entitled bitch. Can I use your charger? Can I look at that magazine behind the counter? Can you shut the door? Then I notice that a customers phone that was behind the counter charging is missing. He has it and is trying to figure out the password. I get the phone back and tell him it's time to leave. He doesn't want to leave yet. He gave the phone back, if he wanted to steal it be wouldn't have. I need to quit raising my voice. I need to check if I left anything in the back. FUCK! you need to leave when I fucking tell you too. He left behind the other phone he had that I was sure wasn't his. It turned out he had stolen it from a kid (by kid I mean he was about 20) he was back there having sex with.
   Speaking of that kid, he was either high or drunk working up the courage to have anal sex. he bought a large container of anal ease which is something only beginners use. A little dab will numb the crap out of your ass and probably the guy having sex with you. I really only recommend it for getting rid of tooth pain because you should be able to feel whatever is going on back there... The good and the bad because if something damaging is going on you should be able to feel it so you can stop it. Anyway the kid comes back ten minute later to buy another large container on anal ease. He must have lost it in the arcade because if he's just using tons of that instead of lube his butt has to feel like your mouth does after leaving the dentist. I'm kind of surprised he can even still feel his legs.

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