Wednesday, March 26, 2014

shift notes

I just sold the cyber skin torso of a woman.. She is basically a hooker with her limbs and head amputated... For $500!

During a walk through of the arcade there was a guy in a booth... And he hadn't put any money in... Just sitting on the floor flicking his nipples.I told him to put money in. "But I'm waiting for someone to come back" I bet you are, but you can put money in while you wait

A couple in their 50s were just in and the man picked out 4 porn's advertised as featuring teens. I wonder what she thought about that

I changed the air freshener in the bathroom... Always a highlight of my week. Now if you go in there and shut your eyes it's as if you were in secluded area of Forest park that is over grown by raspberry bushes. The smell of fresh berries envelopes you and then you discover the spot where some seriel killer has been dumping a lot of dead hookers

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