Wednesday, March 19, 2014

classic easter porn

For most holidays there is porn that easily works for that holiday. There's actually a ton of Christmas porn. For St Paddy's day we were stretching it by displaying anything with a midget or a very green cover. Last night when the boss said find easter porn.. that was a mother freaking challenge. We had a really good movie called Malice in Wonderland, with the wickedly awesome Sasha gray and a midget with a rabbit head, buy a customer never returned it. I found one staring a woman named Bunny. Another was the tale of Peter something... But the Peter in the title was a hard core fister, not the rabbit. There were a few with religious sounding titles like atonement or communion or something. Something like chicks with dicks does have the word chick in the title. That easter. I suppose all the genre of cream pie movies sounds vaguely like something the easter bunny might leave you. Compared to Santa, bunnies and Jesus are not getting much work in the porn industry

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