" it's OK I don't have AIDS"

A drunk guy who did not smell good wandered in here holding a washcloth to the of his head which was covered in blood. He said sometime that works at Devils Point pushed him. He said he wasn't a trouble maker so he wasn't going to call the cops but I could if I wanted. I didn't want. I lured him outside to a chair out front. That's when he started yelling aggressively at two guys on their way to the after hours party place. Bloody weirdos who yell at strangers are fall into the" we don't serve your kind around here category" so I politely encouraged him to go home. He tried to shake my hand but I don't shake hands in my line of work especially when they are covered in blood. "It's OK, I don't have AIDS" he said but that make touching him any more desirable. An unsuspecting woman he passed as he walked away fell for the ol' hand shake trick which lead to an unplanned detour to the porn shop bathroom