12 1\2 just isn't big enough

A customer just made me take a bunch of huge dildos out of the box to compare their thickness to the John Holmes one he already has.. Because legendary Mr Holmes isn't thick enough, I mean I could almost get my whole hand around the puny fucker. Then I go to the trouble to call my manager to see if I could take 20% off the huge new black porn star cock and then he tells me maybe later.