I noticed an Asian man keeps looking at the penis extenders. I went so far as to tell him how popular they are but my ego won't let me lie and say that I've got one myself, even to make a sell
An empty plastic bag like the ones we keep magazines in was discovered in the bath room and I got a hot tip that an old guy in the back had a magazine and wasn't putting money in the booths... So I go charging back there and practically rip the magazine out of his hands ... And it's one of the free magazines from the front of the store.
I wouldn't be surprised if a few of our regulars started forwarding their mail here. I like the company, except when I don't. I don't think I could spend that much time here if I wasn't being paid for it. On second thought I know that I wouldn't.
Those long black trench coats... I think they are called dusters... Don't make you look cool. They make the porn clerk hide their money and start making an escape plan for when you open fire hoping there will be a pervert in the main store that they will focus on firstfirst
Someone just called to tell me they were bringing a friend in and asked me not to be a cock blocker. I don't know how much of that I can do from behind the counter but I'm gonna find out. (Evil laugh)
idn't have to do anything to cock block the regular who asked me not to. He brought in some straight boy who I assume is using him for his drugs and what little money he has. He's doing a pretty good job of cock blocking himselfhimself
If you walked into the porn shop just now you would have witnessed me and the drag queen performing the nasty shop glee with Journey's "Don't stop believing" turned up way loudloud
A really old gay native American is in here right now providing me a vision of what I hope I'm not like in 50 years. He's cool and everything, but I'm just going to use my social security money and buy a really good white whore once a month who has enough customer service skills to act like he's really into me
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