shift notes 4/3/14

I hate it when customers come in and put down the store and think that's gonna make us friends or something. "This place is always dead" says the guy who looks like a third rate pimp ready to do a depends commercial. "Even if it was packed the chances of anybody being interested in you is slim" I wanted to say. His chances are probably better the less competition there is

A couple of guys walked into the arcade together and one of them left with somebody else.

I keep leaving my drink unattended only to come back to it to discover nobody has Even tried to slip me anything

I noticed an Asian man keeps looking at the penis extenders. I went so far as to tell him how popular they are but my ego won't let me lie and say that I've got one myself, even to make a sell

I don't know which I hate finding in the bathroom worse... Bloody bandage dressings or parts of syringes.. Doesn't matter I got them both so far this shift. Come on people! Be responsible with your drug use and don't be gross!

I'm really good at laughing and saying yeah when someone is telling me a story and I have no idea what they are saying. It's a skill I learned working at the nursing home

To everyone who just cleared out of the store to follow the really hot guy into the arcade without shame all I can say is good luck